Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. hughb

    hughb

    What a great video that was. There's no example of truer love than that.
     
    #2291     Apr 5, 2008
  2. Ah, bullshit. He's checkin ' her for freshness, like you check a tomatoe at the market.:D
     
    #2292     Apr 5, 2008
  3. My first impression re "truer love" was my dogs reaction when I was drunk, he always loved me no matter how much I drank, even the time I ran him over with the car in the driveway, he forgave me. Although, he may not have forgiven the car. "Bad car!!! Bad car!!!"
     
    #2293     Apr 5, 2008
  4. MGJ

    MGJ

    Vice President Dan Quayle made a similar ERROR and was forever remembered as an idiot.
     
    #2294     Apr 5, 2008
  5. #2295     Apr 5, 2008
  6. Humpy

    Humpy

    Everyone outside the US knows the the Presidency is bought with the biggest sack-full of dollars. Ability doesn't come into it. Look at the present booby ?? No wonder the US is paradise on earth for crooks of all degrees. Can ya spare a dime buddy ? Yeah take a load of dosh pal. No pickup truck ? No worries I'll credit your account.
     
    #2296     Apr 5, 2008
  7. #2297     Apr 5, 2008
  8. I can' make a three minute egg in two minutes.
     
    #2298     Apr 5, 2008
  9. Yea well, I work for the State and I don't get off work till 5 pm and I'm home by 3.
     
    #2299     Apr 5, 2008
  10. #2300     Apr 6, 2008