Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. You dropped your middle name?
     
    #2281     Apr 4, 2008
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    Just goes to show you that life is funnier than any joke! I remember that case, many years ago, where the judge, while challeging the defendent why he (the defendent) was reneging on his signed confession, was told to look carefully at the signature - and it read: "Theybeatit Outofme".

    :) :) :)
     
    #2282     Apr 4, 2008
  3. Humpy

    Humpy

    One of the good things about getting older is that you find youre more interesting than most of the people you meet.
    (Lee Marvin)
     
    #2283     Apr 4, 2008
  4. TGregg

    TGregg

    I knew a guy who went to a conference with a Hi My Name Is label with a last name of Mydia. First name, Clem.
     
    #2284     Apr 4, 2008
  5. How About (phonetically) Phee Mahl eee a Jackson?

    for true. Said the hospital named her at birth.

    Female, Jackson. No lie.
     
    #2285     Apr 4, 2008
  6. this thing is worth more than Bear Stearns. I mean, the whole company........

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    and it serves a purpose.
     
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    #2286     Apr 4, 2008
  7. TGregg

    TGregg

    Forget Bear Sterns. You'd need to buy Frito Lay after that thing. I heard a story on the radio the other day. A guy called in about the first time he smoked dope. He rolled himself a big ol doobie, and smoked it all by himself. His heart started racing so fast and he's so paranoid from all the weed that he thought he was going to have a heart attack.

    So he calls 911. The paramedics show up, start laughing at him and tell him he's going to be alright. But he insists he needs to go to the emergency room. So they take him. And everybody is laughing their butts off at the ER. The doctor writes a script for him that includes ". . . and stop smoking pot!"
     
    #2287     Apr 4, 2008
  8. Happy hour on Friday.

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    #2288     Apr 4, 2008
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    King Of Beasts

    Several years ago this woman found a sick, malnourished lion cub in the jungle. She took the cub home and fed him and brought him up until he was too big to keep anymore. Then she made arrangements with a zoo in Colombia to take the lion. Here's a video of what happened when she went to visit him in the zoo for the first time:

    http://www.telestereo.com/Archivos/video.swf

    :) :) :)
     
    #2289     Apr 4, 2008
  10. Humpy

    Humpy

    youre only as old as the woman youre feeling

    ( G. Marx )
     
    #2290     Apr 5, 2008