Jokes 2

Nutmeg, you are at the age where 'incontinent' is not a destination, but a State of Being.

I think Skynard wrote one for you......."Ooo Ooo That Smell......"

Can't cha smell that smell?

 

If you are Freemason don’t watch it.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5195014195655985776

 

Tiger Woods is having a look at the coutryside while playing in a big tournament in Mexico. He stops his huge SUV at a gas station and 2 tees fall out of his pocket onto the ground. The old guy in the sombrero filling the tank says
" whot's those mister ?"
Tiger says " those are tees, I rest my balls on them "
"Those Yankees sure tinks of everyting" says the old guy

 

Remarkable. I heard this joke in the very early sixties w/ Nicklaus and Palmer.

 

On the wedding night, the new bride confessess, "I've been a hooker all my life.

The newly wed husband jumps out of bed, looks at her a moment, then says, "Have you tried widening your stance and adjusting your grip?"

 

Another idiotic video clip; I lasted almost 10 seconds into it. Don't you have any good jokes to post? We just like to laugh around here

 

Pre Market Groan

“I am so tired of people not understanding what I'm talking about!"
“What do you mean?”

 

Woman runs intot the pro shop screaming. "A bee stung me between the first and second hole."

"Your stance is too wide."

 

One of my new years resolutions was not to get carried away. I can't help it. I carck myself up.