Ba da bum! Guy walks into his bedroom with sheep under his arm. His wife is still in bed. He says, "I want you to see the pig I'm fucking." The wife says, "you idiot. That's a sheep." He says, " I was talking to the sheep."
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. âHuman beings are the only animals that stutter,â she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. âI had a kitty-cat who stuttered.â The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked young Johnny to describe the incident. âWell,â he began, âI was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! âThat mustâve been scary,â said the teacher. âIt sure was!â said Johnny. âMy kitty raised his back, went âFffff, Fffff, Fffffâ⦠and before he could say âFuckâ, the Rottweiler ate him!â
Ditto. I'm partial to contrary viewpoints. Not a whole lot to be gained from confirming mine, hence I read everything, But once we get to the histrinoics and drama to make a point of the editors opinion, my eyes glaze over and my monitor starts to smell like shit, I move on.
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