Jokes 2

Ok, how's this..


Went to the doctor the other day..

end up with a prostrate exam.





i said "WHOA! DOC! how about dinner and drinks before you get that close"


ahahhha ahahha ahha


ROFL
thats funny

 

Come on guys, get back to the real jokes here...I'm bored waiting for GE to retrace back to 36.25, LOL.

Don

 

i said "WHOA! DOC! how about dinner and drinks before you get that close"
DANGERFIELD

 

huh. you saying he said it first?

 

YOU KNOW HE DID

 

So the guy in this stall, he looks around, right. No newspaper, no spare roll, but he sees feet in the next stall.

"Hey, buddy. Any extra toilet paper in that stall?"
"Nope"

"How about a newspaper?"
"Nope."

"Hey, Pal. Got two fives for a ten?"

 

"You got change for a hundred?"


hahha HAHAHA ahah O

 

Here's a kneeslapper.


"Whad Jimmy Cayne say when he heard Bear would fail without a buyer?"

"I bid three spades".

 

Whud Jamie Dimon say when Schwartz wanted more than $2 for Bear Stearns?

"Go Fish".

 

Hmmmmmm card jokes are coming to me in Spades.

Whud game did Eliot and Ashley play on Feb 13?

Poker. The Governor was wild.

Whoo Whoo.

Come on Don. Get yur thirty freakin' cents yet? I'm tired.