Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. What are the signs of a Bank or Broker heading towards insolvency problems?!

    When your banker asks "How did that silent "b" get into the word "debt?"

    (c'mon, you know this is dang funny) Get it? So god dang clueless.

    Okay, next.

    Your bank is headed for insolvency when you see the president led away in handcuffs.
     
    #2121     Mar 16, 2008
  2. When you make a withdrawel and the bills need ironing and are slightly yellow.
     
    #2122     Mar 16, 2008
  3. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    A broker calls up one of his clients and tells him, "I have some good news and some bad news."

    The clients asks "whats the bad news?"

    The brokers says "your account has been wiped out."

    The clients asks "so whats the good news?"

    The broker responds "it was on low volume."
     
    #2123     Mar 16, 2008
  4. Do broker's also have the equivalent of the FDIC guarantee?

    Yes, they have what is called the SPIC. If your broker fails you get a free Chihuahua.
     
    #2124     Mar 16, 2008
  5. :D
     
    #2125     Mar 16, 2008
  6. You know your broker is in trouble when they are using certificate shares to make hats for their McDonalds' shift (like anybody will be able to afford to dine out.).
     
    #2126     Mar 16, 2008
  7. You know your company is in trouble when there's only one person in the company who actually owns any shares of said company
     
    #2127     Mar 16, 2008
  8. I knew I was in trouble when discussing my salary, the boss said "We'll just play it by ear" over and over.

    I knew I was in trouble when I went to a job fair and found out my boss just quit.
     
    #2128     Mar 16, 2008
  9. PPT Haiku


    Black swans, Fed fairies,
    swarm into the night and kiss
    the adversaries.
     
    #2129     Mar 16, 2008
  10. Anybody hearing the Big Lots (BIG, NYSE) for UBS rumor?

    "Excuse me, Miss. I'm looking for Subprime Assets."

    "Yes sir. They're on Aisle 4, next to the Chinese Toys tainted by Lead Paint."

    "Thank you".
     
    #2130     Mar 16, 2008