A class of five-year old schoolchildren return to the classroom after playing in the playground during their break time. The teacher says to the first child "Hello Becky, what have you been doing this playtime?' Becky replies "I have been playing in the sand box". "Very good" says the teacher "if you can spell 'sand' on the blackboard, I will give you a biscuit". Becky duly goes and writes 's a n d' on the blackboard. "Very good" says the teacher and gives Becky a biscuit. The teacher then says "Freddie, what have you been doing in your playtime?" Freddie replies "playing with Becky in the sand box". "Very good" says the teacher. "If you can spell 'box' on the blackboard, I will also give you a biscuit". Freddie duly goes and writes 'b o x' on the blackboard. "Very good" says the teacher and gives Freddie a biscuit. Teacher then says "Hello Mohammed, have you been playing in the sand box with Becky and Freddie?" "No" replies Mohammed, "I wanted to, but they would not let me. Every time I went near them they started throwing sand at me and calling me nasty names". "Oh dear" says the teacher. "That sounds like blatant racial discrimination to me - I tell you what, if you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination' I will give you a biscuit".
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Clinton could have definitely used this as part of his defense.... Those guys are still on drugs.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7284134.stm
Somehow, I think these two do a little better that "get by" . Oh, I think Clinton 'gets by' with alot of things, but anyone that can whip out 5mil like a flasher whips out his manhood isn't 'getting by'. <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1824021/>
"The Court of Cassation, which is largely staffed by elderly male appeal judges, has in the past issued a number of controversial judgements. It once gave a ruling, later rescinded after protests from women's groups, that a woman could not be raped by definition if she was wearing tight jeans, since the jeans could only be removed with her consent." Those silly senile male judges... like you need to remove jeans to get banged. That case spearheaded the launch of a new hip Italian jeans line, "No Sex" (as opposed to "No Excuses"), with a catchy slogan "the flyless ass-tight sex-proof jeans."