Rough week but I did it. Yup, I grabbed a few pennies each day from the "take a penny need a penny" at the 7-11. I had a few wtf looks from the clerks like I was straight up robbing the place, but I picked up five shares of CYGT today.
Politics Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to get $1M in funding, a second one to assure the public that everything possible is being done, while the third one screws it into a water faucet.
Not so much of a joke as a true story yolk. 2 Czech girls ( nice lookers too ) started a business here last year selling egg yolks out of a carton. Plenty daft you might think - but no they are coining in the dosh !! what do cooks do with them ? Omelettes or something I suppose
Could be you have him confused with Paddy O' Bummer. He took 3 steps out of his local pub and was lost. He had never been so far from home.
An Irishman is the only male of the species that would climb over 9 naked women to get to a bottle of whiskey. oldie
What do you call 9 naked women? Woo woo. A good start. Nutmeg you're a pig. Yea yea, crack of dawn wasn't safe this morning.
Three turtles, Troy, Andy and Wayne, decide to go on a picnic. Troy packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there, Troy unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Wayne give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Wayne "I thought you packed it" Troy gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Troy and Andy beg Wayne to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their turtle lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Wayne sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still isn't back and Troy and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat them, Wayne pops up from behind a rock and shouts, "I knew it! ... I'm not freaking going!"
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