Jokes 2

A stuffed bird is much, much more tasty.

 

Different body part.

"That's my story and I'm sticking to it."

 

those poor chickens were, for all intends and purposes, literally fucked.

Something one can ponder upon, on the next visit to KF(xxxxx)C....

 

My gosh. I mean. Even the President of the country of love was able to divorce and remarry....

Sarkozy, lucky mofo....

 

"I mean, there are so many more appealing farm animals than chickens."

Plenty of wholesome vegetables too, on the farm. Wasn't that long ago, a guy got caught with a pumpkin.

 

now we know where the phrase "Running around like a chicken without a head"

inside comes from.....

 

Damn. Now that Obama is winning, she'll be impossible to live with. She'll probably cut my allowance too.

 

You didn't hear? Well, Nutmeg told nana that there's some lady in town who'se set up a shrine in her backyard because her water heater has rusted in the form of the Virgin Mary. "You wanna go see?"

 

"I mean, myGosh, for every rational American family, one Presidency of the country is enough. But Nooooooooo!!"

 

Why did the pervert cross the road?

His dick was in the chicken.