Jokes 2

I wonder if Michelle Obama would let me show her around the Oral, uh, I mean Oval, Office?"

 

I can't believe my life has sunk to this level. I mean, a midget? Maybe she's right. Maybe there's something wrong with me...

 

What is wrong with Nutmeg? I mean, cooking chickens with guts and all? Sending people to find Fallopian tubes? What's this world coming to???

 

"Please, God, let'er win. The White House is such a chick magnet."

 

"But that series of pictures of her with tan slacks, flats, oxford style shirt worn out, I mean, this is serious milf stuff."

Naw, Bill wasn't thinking that, fly was thinking that.

 

I swear, her ass is spreadin' out like squatters in 19th Century Oklahoma. I do so love seein' her squirm. And the White House with China she ain't stole yet.

 

Obama haiku

Green is the colour
I look forward to when I
Check my handkerchief

 

"Oy Veh!!!! Hey, I'm not Jewish. "

 

Oh my....what have I created......

 

Oh I knew there'd be Hell to pay, but that crossed my mind a little too late!