Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. yeah we all heard this one before, but I like the way he tells it.




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    #1861     Feb 19, 2008
  2. Here's a recent snap shot




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    #1862     Feb 19, 2008
  3. This is so horrible cruel. After I got up from the floor from laughing, I almost felt badly. Almost.

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    #1863     Feb 20, 2008
  4. Well, the secret's out........

    nutmeg
    Registered: Jan 2007
    Posts: 2476
    02-20-08 06:45 AM
    If they are galvanized fitting, you won't have much choice except heat. Be sure there is no water in the lines it will dissipate the heat.
    If the fittings are copper, cut them off, buy a compression fitting and attach the compression fitting to the copper line and buy flex lines with new fitting already attached.


    Our resident Jester is actually a closet plumber, showing his ass crack in homes all over America.
     
    #1864     Feb 20, 2008
  5. Oh I see. You want me to tell you some water heater stories. :D

    Do you want to hear the one about the small electrical fire or the time I carried a water heater full of water out of a basement or my near death experience when I set a water heater on an extension cord, sliced through the insulation and blew a fuse?
     
    #1865     Feb 20, 2008
  6. Did I ever tell you about the time I went to do some plumbing work and I was actually in the wrong house? I went to #12 nutmeg road instead of #12 nutmeg avenue.
     
    #1866     Feb 20, 2008
  7. How about the time I sent my helper out to buy 12 ft of fallopian tubing. He caught on after a while to eggsacklty what kind of guy he was working for.
     
    #1867     Feb 20, 2008
  8. I know what attracted you. Your Reform School Counselor told you about all the male/female fitting. Remember the time Mrs. Livkowitz caught you naked in her basement playing with the female fittings?
     
    #1868     Feb 20, 2008
  9. Hans vas a Norvegian vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen
    he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers.

    He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar, da
    Norsky doctor looked at Hans and said, 'Let's hafe da finkers and
    I'll see vhat I can do.'

    Hans said, 'I hafen't got da finkers.'

    'Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?' he asked. 'Lordy!
    It's 2007! Ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible
    techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy
    didn't you brink da finkers?'

    Hans responded: 'How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?
     
    #1869     Feb 20, 2008
  10. still laughing:D
     
    #1870     Feb 20, 2008