Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

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    #1841     Feb 18, 2008
  2. UBS guys trying to get their deferred comp out before the shit hits the fan.
     
    #1842     Feb 18, 2008
  3. Seems obvious enough. "Are you planning a family?" "Well, we've got thenecessary tools."

    <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1796924/>
     
    #1843     Feb 18, 2008
  4. Wait till after the Honeymoon.........

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    #1844     Feb 18, 2008
  5. I hear she has small hands..........

    <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1796935/>

    I actually was feeling bad about this, until I realized they're probably all divorced by now anyway.
     
    #1845     Feb 18, 2008
  6. I'm gettin' the hang of this............

    I got this shot of Nutmeg last summer on his trip to South America..........

    <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1796949/>
     
    #1846     Feb 18, 2008
  7. he does have a nice smile... :p
     
    #1847     Feb 18, 2008
  8. I got this shot of Nutmeg last summer on his trip to South America..........

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    Caught me off gaurd there. I usually like panty house with shorts.

    Meanwhile back to to the wedding pix, I did know two leasbians who lived on kuntz lane in the small town of Climax. One was fat from eating high carb edible sex toys. I used to dress up as a full grown midget and trick or treat there on halloween, I had mirrors on the tops of my shoes and I told all the other kids that went trick or treating with me that she had a big tunnel under her housecoat.

    Dumb kids, never knew what I meant, they'd open there mouth when we got there and ask if we could see the tunnel, I told them I had special powers.

    Stay tuned....
     
    #1848     Feb 18, 2008
  9. Wouldn't this make a nice CYGT gift basket?

    Contains:

    One Handi-Cleanse Personal Bidet

    The Bulge (fills out the front of the underpants)

    Anal Bleaching Cream

    Timmays penny stocking DVD
     
    #1849     Feb 18, 2008
  10. Yannis

    Yannis

    Microsoft At Work

    Mujibar was trying to get a job near Bombay, India.
    The Microsoft Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.'
    Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
    The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .'
    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready'
    The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
    Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow', this is Mujibar.'
    Mujibar now works as a technician at a global call centre for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.

    :) :) :)
     
    #1850     Feb 19, 2008