Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. I had her pegged as light on her foot right off.
     
    #1781     Feb 12, 2008
  2. Sounds like a good name for a rock band. "Letss give it up for the; 'Light on Her Foot Right Off'"
     
    #1782     Feb 12, 2008
  3. 'Light on Her Foot Right Off'"
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    gees, I'm going to run that line through the random poem generator.
     
    #1783     Feb 12, 2008
  4. Leg & foot Haiku

    lost my leg
    my foot reaches for the step
    that isn't there
     
    #1784     Feb 12, 2008
  5. you sick bastard
     
    #1785     Feb 12, 2008
  6. She could fuck up the hokey pokey.
     
    #1786     Feb 12, 2008
  7. "You talkin to me?

    No, I'm talking to myself.
     
    #1787     Feb 12, 2008
  8. VictorS

    VictorS

    hope this hasn't been posted before...

    Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,

    'Hello?'

    "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

    'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

    After a brief pause,

    Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

    'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now.'

    Brief Pause.

    "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do for daddy. Put the phone down
    on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom
    door and shout to Mommy,That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

    'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'

    A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone.

    'I did it, Daddy.'

    "And what happened, honey?" He asked.

    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on
    and ran around screaming.

    Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser And now
    she isn't moving at all!'

    "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

    'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.

    He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window And into the
    swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the
    water last week to clean it.

    He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'

    Long Pause


    Longer Pause


    Even Longer Pause


    Then Daddy says,

    "Swimming pool? ...........

    Is this 486-5731?"
    'No, I think you have the wrong number....... '
     
    #1788     Feb 12, 2008
  9. hope this hasn't been posted before...
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    don't apologize, post away, these guys have no manners, bunch of uncouth heathens, no points are taken off for rposting, spelling doesn't count, moms not here (invaders have stolen her internet) don't matter. No one laughs, this is a sad sad place. It's just me alone in the rain, sometimes:confused:

    Thanks for showing up.
     
    #1789     Feb 12, 2008
  10. "You put your right foot in..........."
    "You tak....................Hey? Anybody seen my right foot???"

    Tell me you heard that one before.
     
    #1790     Feb 12, 2008