Little red riding hood was walking in the woods when she saw a rustling in the bushes. She went through and found Mr Wolf. She said "Mr wolf, what big teeth you have." And he ran away. She walked further and saw another rustling in the bushes. She went through and once again it was Mr wolf. "What big eyes you've got" she said, and Mr wolf ran away again. She walked on further and saw another rustling in the bushes so she went through once more. Again it was Mr wolf. "What big teth you've got" she said to him and Mr wolf said "Fuck off can't you see I'm trying to take a shit.
New Phrase Electile Dysfunction: the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.
Ah yes, I've had it for several elections now...you know there's a new pill that takes care of that... It's called Fukitol.
In the ghettos it is cooked into a crystal form and widely used by hookers. They call it FukemAll. Those caught in possession are sent to spelling prision.