A husband and wife, who both work for the circus, visit an adoption agency hoping to adopt a child. However, the social workers raise concerns about their suitability as parents. In response, the couple shows photos of their 50-foot motorhome, which is spotless, well-maintained, and even equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers are impressed but still worry about the child's education. The husband reassures them, saying, "We’ve hired a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects, along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills." Next, the social workers express concern about raising a child in a circus environment. This time, the wife explains, "Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and nutrition." Finally satisfied, the social workers ask, "What age child are you looking to adopt?" The husband replies, "Oh, the age doesn’t matter—just as long as they fit in the cannon!"