Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #16051     Feb 27, 2025
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  2. Nobert

    Nobert

    Recently government partially/completely banned phones in schools, here in Lithuania. Sort of.
    Kids can't tell what time it is.

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    Or when in US once (?), they started giving kidos natural - fresh orange juice, instead of some garbage, and kids hated it.
    My 10 y.o nephew, to quote him, a week ago :
    ,, Look ! I am not a some sort of - body builder like you, okay ?! ''
    When we were shopping for normal - healthy food at supermarket, after we just had Macdonalds and he ate coke and candies whole day.

    Go to watch em little ones.
     
    #16052     Feb 27, 2025
  3. Nobert

    Nobert

    #16053     Mar 1, 2025
  4. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #16054     Mar 2, 2025
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  5. zdreg

    zdreg

    A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his:

    Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out. "Business trip or pleasure?"

    She turned, smiled and said. "Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

    He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

    Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked. “What’s your Business at this convention?"

    “Lecturer." She responded. "I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

    “Really?” He said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

    “Well.” She explained. “One popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

    Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. "I’m Sorry." She said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name."

    "Tonto." The man said. "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba." ..
     
    #16055     Mar 3, 2025
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  6. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
    The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
    "Yes, Father, it is."
    "And who was the girl you were with?"
    "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
    "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
    "I cannot say."
    "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
    "I'll never tell."
    "Was it Nina Capelli?"
    "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
    "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
    "My lips are sealed."
    "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
    "Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
    The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
    Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
    "Four months vacation and five good leads!"
     
    #16056     Mar 3, 2025
  7. zdreg

    zdreg

    ""Was it Nina Capelli?"

    Shame on both of us. put Nina Capellii in search and see how many times this joke has already been posted.
     
    #16057     Mar 3, 2025
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  8. Nobert

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    #16058     Mar 5, 2025
  9. RantaMin

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    #16059     Mar 8, 2025
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    RantaMin

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    #16060     Mar 8, 2025