Jokes 2

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  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #16041     Feb 5, 2025
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  2. zdreg

    zdreg

    A Russian, a Swede, and a Finn are captured by a tribe. The chief offers them a chance to avoid execution by enduring 100 lashes without uttering a sound.

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    The Russian goes first. Before the punishment, he’s allowed one request. He asks for a pillow to be strapped to his back. After 10 lashes, the pillow breaks, and he screams in pain.

    Next, the Swede requests two pillows. After 20 lashes, both pillows break, and he also cries out.

    Finally, it’s the Finn’s turn. The chief, impressed by the Finn’s stoicism, offers him two requests.

    The Finn says, “First, I want to be whipped 200 times instead of 100.”

    The chief is surprised but agrees. “And your second request?”

    “Strap the Swede to my back.”


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    #16042     Feb 5, 2025
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  3. Nobert

    Nobert

    #16043     Feb 9, 2025
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  4. gwb-trading

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    #16044     Feb 11, 2025
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    #16045     Feb 14, 2025
  6. Nobert

    Nobert

    Grandparents trying to be serious, but can't stop laughing.

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    ,, you & Charl will make wonderful parents ''

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    ,, And i know that everything will be fine ''

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    #16046     Feb 14, 2025
  7. Nobert

    Nobert

    Don't recall if i shared :

     
    #16047     Feb 20, 2025
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    #16048     Feb 22, 2025
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  9. vztrdr

    vztrdr

    What is that? A Google captcha that says "pick the blocks with bikes" when using a VPN?

    EDIT: Oh ok.... I see that was the point of your joke. Agree 100%.
     
    #16049     Feb 23, 2025
  10. Nobert

    Nobert

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    #16050     Feb 25, 2025