Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. zdreg

    zdreg

    Ramlakhan's wife was very quarrelsome. She made his life miserable. He got real peace only when he ploughed the field.

    One day, while working in the field, Ramlakhan's wife brought him lunch. Then, while he was eating quietly, she kept scolding him and complaining.

    Suddenly, Ramlakhan's old donkey kicked her with its hind legs, hitting her on the head and unfortunately she died on the spot.

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    At the funeral, the priest noticed that Ram Lakhan nodded his head up and down when the women offered their condolences.

    But when men came near him and spoke to him softly, he would shake his head from side to side.

    After the mourners had left, the priest approached Ramlakhan and asked, "Why did you shake your head up and down in front of all the women and nod your head from side to side in front of all the men?"

    Well, Ramlakhan replied, “All the women said how nice she was, and her dress used to be very beautiful, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down.

    And all the men asked the same question, “Is that donkey for sale?”
     
    #16031     Jan 22, 2025
  2. Nobert

    Nobert

    Last edited: Jan 23, 2025
    #16032     Jan 23, 2025
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  3. Nobert

    Nobert

  4. hughb

    hughb

    #16034     Jan 26, 2025
  5. Nobert

    Nobert

    As always.

    Looking for clues from local sociopaths, to have a reason, to put them on ignore.
     
    #16035     Jan 26, 2025
  6. traderob

    traderob

    Tip of the week

    Live in a cold climate?
    Save time scraping ice off your windshield every morning by removing it. Then simply wear a balaclava and snow googles when you drive.
     
    #16036     Jan 27, 2025
  7. Nobert

    Nobert

    #16037     Jan 30, 2025
  8. RantaMin

    RantaMin

     
    #16038     Feb 2, 2025
  9. RantaMin

    RantaMin

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    #16039     Feb 2, 2025
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  10. Nobert

    Nobert

    #16040     Feb 4, 2025
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