Adonis had just spotted a new singles bar, and figured it might be a good place to get laid. He gets there around 8 one night. As he walks up, this short, bald guy with hair growing everywhere but the top of his head walks out with a drop dead gorgeous blonde on his arm who's leaning over to kiss the top of the troll's head, laughing at something he said. Adonis thinks, “Holy shit, if he's gettin’ laid, this must be the happy hunting ground!” Come closing time, Adonis goes home alone. He returns the following night at the same time, sees the same troll leaving with a brunette stone cold fox. Come closing time, Adonis goes home alone, again. The third night, Adonis sees the troll leaving with a blonde on his right arm, and a redhead to his left. “WTF?”, Adonis thinks, as he decides to find out what is happening. He approaches the bar, and sees a mixologist who has served him all three nights. “Hey, what's up with that troll I keep running into? You know the one scoring with all the gorgeous babes.” The barkeep leans across the bar and says, “I have no idea how he does it. He comes in at 7:30, orders a double scotch on the rocks, takes it down to the end of the bar, and sits there drinking and licking his eyebrows for a half hour, by which time the girls just fight to go home with him. No clue what his game is.” When you figure it out, you'll know how to up your game, dude.
Clifford and Daisy May were united in marriage for numerous years. During times of conflict, their arguments could be heard echoing late into the night. Clifford would often bellow, "When I pass away, I will claw my way out of the grave and return to haunt you for the remainder of your days, old woman!" The neighbors held a deep-seated fear of him, and Clifford took a certain pride in this intimidation. He lived to the venerable age of 98. Following his burial, Daisy May's neighbors, worried for her well-being, inquired, "Aren't you concerned that he might actually manage to escape from the grave and haunt you forever?" She confidently responded, "LET HIM DIG. I HAD HIM BURIED UPSIDE DOWN... AND I KNOW HE WON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS." Extremely interesting facts · Follow Posted by Alessandro13 · Nov 8 On February 14, 1945, the city of Budapest was liberated by Soviet troops: an illusory liberation, since the Soviet authorities soon replaced the Nazi horror with their own terror. In obedience to Stalin's order, patrols of soldiers began to circulate through the streets of the Hungarian capital, randomly picking men to send to Siberia, to the gulags. One evening, while he was returning home from the university, the Hungarian mathematician of Jewish origin Paul Turan was stoppe… (more) Questions for you Why do I feel less of a man after being dumped? 2 answers · Last followed 6m Why does my husband's ex-wife keep using his last name? 30 answers · Last followed 18h Good Vibes ツ · Follow Posted by Zac Smith · 12h “So, this happened in Montana. I was on my way to my interview this morning when I got pulled over by a police officer. I'm Native American, and my friend with me is Black, just for context. Both of my brake lights decided to go out this time. As he walked up to the car and I was getting my stuff toget… (more) Michael Kusmierz · Follow Nov 2 absolutely he is the Churchill of the 21st century️ the planet is fortunate he & zelensky are heroic,epic, biblical leaders of their people⚔️⚔️ history will NOT FORGET ️ Hmare avchetan man ki sakthi BREAKING : Benjamin Netanyahu at the US Congress. Both types of Muslims read the same Quran. A bad Muslim becomes a terrorist. A good Muslim supports them. Rapes the women.. Cuts off men's head.. Children were burnt alive.. We will crush Hamas and Hezbollah. The October 7 attack was even more horrific t… (more)