There was a woman who's friends took her to a dance club. It was her first time in the city and she had never seen so many people. While she was dancing with a black guy she asked him if it was true what they said about black men? He just nodded and they danced. Later on she took him back to her friend's place and said show me if it's true about black men. So he punched her and stole her TV.
Some tudent put a condom on the desk.Unfortunately, the professor who was about to give the lesson was Renato Caccioppoli who entered the classroom in complete tranquility. At the end of the lesson, as he was about to leave the classroom, he stopped at the door, turned around and said: "By the way, someone among you forgot their hat on the desk."