Today in the supermarket I came across a grandfather and grandson walking in front of me. The grandson was screaming all the time and demanding something ... At that, the grandfather stopped and said: "Calm down, Misha, you just need to calm down". Even when the boy fell and started hitting the floor with his feet and hands, the grandfather still remained completely composed and just said: "Calm down, Misha. We will buy groceries and go home. That's all we need to do." Finally, at the checkout, when the grandfather and grandson lined up, the child grabbed a kinder egg and crushed it. Grandpa then said again, "Calm down Misha, we'll be home soon," and turning to the cashier, he continued, "Don't worry, I'm sorry, we'll pay for this kinder egg." After they came out, I couldn’t resist and continued after them. I caught up with them in the parking lot and said, turning to the man: "Just so you know, I'm delighted with how you calmed Misha down today, it's for everyone to respect Grandpa smiled sadly and said, "The boy's name is Alexander," and added, "I'm Misha."
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back." "NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride." Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out... "Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley... YOU RIDE IT!!".......
A young boy in bath with his mom asks: "Mommy, what is that hairy thing?" Mom says: "That's my sponge." The little boy says: "Oh yeah, the babysitter's got one too. I saw her washing Daddy's face with it."