Chuck Norris facts. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Grand Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man drives a fucking Jeep. In fine print on the last page of the Farmers' Almanac it notes that annual rainfall are tears shed by Chuck Norris cause he can't be like Timmay.
Two Yids ran a nice going business in the Garment Dist. Work , work, work. That's all they did. They hired a shiksa to man the phones. Pretty girl. Nice figure. Irv started taking her out. He said to his partner, "you know, you're working way to hard. Why not take the Shiksa out to dinner?" This goes on for a while, both going out with her, and she gets pregnant. The boys decide the decent thing to do is to get her out of town, they draw cards, and Irv "wins". He takes her to the Fountainbleu in Miami, and sees her through the pregnancy. His partner is so relieved to have a friend like Irv. On the blessed day, he gets a call from Irv. "She had twins. Mine died. What you should want me to do with yours?"
To exhibit a bit of class among this childish, testosterone driven hurtful garbage you people post here, I offer, a poem, to soothe my neighbors and friends choosing to live in the North........ Ahem.. "Winter", by Sarah Elizabeth Barrett......... Winter Fuck It's cold!