Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    This was actually called WifeNet. It was much faster than the Internet... and knew about all your indiscretions even before you even made it home.
     
    #15641     Dec 20, 2023
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  2. zdreg

    zdreg

    Thanks for your historical perspective or is it a personal perspective?
     
    #15642     Dec 20, 2023
  3. zdreg

    zdreg

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    When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a daring proposal;

    -Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give 1 million dollars.

    Nobody dared to move, suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles.

    With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone in the place, then the owner announced;

    -We have a brave winner.

    After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said;

    -I didn't jump, someone pushed me!

    His wife smiled ...

    Moral: "Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him."
     
    #15643     Dec 20, 2023
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  4. BKR88

    BKR88

     
    #15644     Dec 24, 2023
  5. zdreg

    zdreg

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    (simple and a chuckle)
     
    #15645     Dec 26, 2023
  6. zdreg

    zdreg

    A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right gear, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice.
    Then from the heavens a voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
    Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut another hole in the ice.
    Again the voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
    This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
    The very scared blonde raised her head and said, “Is that You, Lord?”
    The voice answered, “NO. IT’S THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.”
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    #15646     Dec 29, 2023
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  7. RantaMin

    RantaMin

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    #15647     Dec 30, 2023
  8. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #15649     Dec 31, 2023
  9. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #15650     Dec 31, 2023
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