Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    "Do you know why I'm pulling you over today?"

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    #15631     Dec 14, 2023
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  2. zdreg

    zdreg

    Do you prefer to have a strong woman in your life?
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    #15632     Dec 14, 2023
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  3. zdreg

    zdreg

    Funny and(sad)

    The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
    He then carefully counted out the French fries, divided them into two piles, and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip, and then set the cup down between them.

    As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously, they were thinking, ‘That poor old couple they can afford is one meal for the two of them.’

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    As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine-they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

    Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said,

    "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

    Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked,

    "What is it you are waiting for?"

    She answered, "My turn for the Teeth."
     
    #15633     Dec 14, 2023
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  4. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #15634     Dec 16, 2023
  5. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #15635     Dec 16, 2023
  6. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #15636     Dec 18, 2023
  7. zdreg

    zdreg

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    #15637     Dec 18, 2023
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    #15638     Dec 19, 2023
  9. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #15639     Dec 19, 2023
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  10. zdreg

    zdreg

    Superior Version of Windows

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    #15640     Dec 20, 2023