Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

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    #1551     Jan 25, 2008
  2. topdown

    topdown

    What's the worst part about eating your vegetables?






    getting her back in the wheelchair.
     
    #1552     Jan 25, 2008
  3. topdown

    topdown

    What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?



    Full
     
    #1553     Jan 25, 2008
  4. TOPDOWN your joke reminds me of a poem that I wrote long ago.

    The sex was good on our wedding day.
    The sex was good all along the way.
    But now she has altshimers and I'm here to say.

    Her brains are gone but the pussy's o.k.
     
    #1554     Jan 25, 2008
  5. Two hookers were standing on a street corner ready for a night of business.

    "It's gonna be a good night tonight, I can tell" says one of the girls.

    "How can you tell?" says the other.

    "I can smell cock in the air" replies the first hooker.

    "Sorry", her friend replied, " I just burped!"
     
    #1555     Jan 25, 2008
  6. OMG. Killed me. I think I heard Hackett do this on the Tonight Show about fifteen years ago.
     
    #1556     Jan 25, 2008
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    This Just In:

    "Medical researchers in China just developed a vasectomy technique that does not involve a scalpel.

    However, it does involve a hammer and an anvil. :mad:

    The technique is a simple evolution of the one practiced in ancient Messopotamia, about 10,000 years ago. Archaeologists say that in that one they used two fire-hardened bricks."

    :) :) :)
     
    #1557     Jan 25, 2008
  8. You ain't tellin' me nuthin'...

    I even gotta have help when I take a whiz. I hurt my back and the doc sez I can't lift nuthin' heavy!
     
    #1558     Jan 25, 2008
  9. wow. That's big.

    You know, mine needs a license.

    And you know on the turnpike where the tractor - trailers have to pull over to get weighed?

    Yup.
     
    #1559     Jan 25, 2008
  10. My dick killed Chuck Norris.
     
    #1560     Jan 25, 2008