TOPDOWN your joke reminds me of a poem that I wrote long ago. The sex was good on our wedding day. The sex was good all along the way. But now she has altshimers and I'm here to say. Her brains are gone but the pussy's o.k.
Two hookers were standing on a street corner ready for a night of business. "It's gonna be a good night tonight, I can tell" says one of the girls. "How can you tell?" says the other. "I can smell cock in the air" replies the first hooker. "Sorry", her friend replied, " I just burped!"
This Just In: "Medical researchers in China just developed a vasectomy technique that does not involve a scalpel. However, it does involve a hammer and an anvil. The technique is a simple evolution of the one practiced in ancient Messopotamia, about 10,000 years ago. Archaeologists say that in that one they used two fire-hardened bricks."
You ain't tellin' me nuthin'... I even gotta have help when I take a whiz. I hurt my back and the doc sez I can't lift nuthin' heavy!
wow. That's big. You know, mine needs a license. And you know on the turnpike where the tractor - trailers have to pull over to get weighed? Yup.