Three women die and go to hell, and Satan greets them at the doorway. "Welcome, sinners!" he says with a grin." "In heaven, your rank would be based on your purity, but not down here!" "Your mode of transportation will be decided by the number of MEN you have hooked up with." He turned to face the first woman. "How many men have you hooked up with?" "Around five I think, I was at least a little bit loyal to my husband," she said proudly. "Boring!" cried Satan, showing her a scooter. She rode off into the distance. "How many men have you hooked up with?" he asked the second woman. "At least twenty." "Ooh, spicy! Here's a nice motorbike for you, then!" said Satan, and the second woman drove off as well. He turned to the third woman. "How about you?" "Over two hundred. I was the hottest woman in town." "Wowza! Here's your BMW!" responded Satan, and she too drove off into the distance. A few days later, the first two women spotted the third one weeping on a rock. "What's wrong?" asked one, "You have the best car out of all of us!" "I know," said the third,... "But I just saw my husband driving by in a Ferrari!"
What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.