Four married men go fishing on a Saturday morning. They're sitting, fishing and drinking beer in the boat, when suddenly the first man says: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend." "I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." The second man says, "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." The third man retorts, "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth man has not said a word. So they asked him: "You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?" The fourth man said, "Well, I set my alarm for 5am,"... "When it went off, I slapped my wife's butt and said 'Fishing or Hanky Panky?' and she said, "Wear sunscreen."
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."