An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?" Bessie looks him over. "Nope." Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks again. "Nope." Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different?" Bessie looks up and down and says, "Sam, what's different? It was hanging down yesterday, it's hanging down today and it will be hanging down tomorrow!" Furious, Sam yells, "And do you know why its hanging down, Bessie? It's hanging down because it's looking at my new boots!" Bessie replies, "Should'a bought a hat, Sam!"
Tiny Ron to his mom: Mom, do you know what Dad did to our maid in the bedroom? Mom: Wait.. don't say it now. Let your dad come home. Tell in front of him. Dad comes home after work. Mom asks Ron : Now tell me Ron, what was Dad doing with our maid in the bedroom? Ron: Dad was doing, what Uncle John does with you in the bedroom.
Quite a scream. Yet fella well deserved that. It's the same mom's instintc like in the movie Aliens, where Ripley says : ,,Get away from her,.. You bitch!"