Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #15331     Feb 3, 2023
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  2. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #15332     Feb 3, 2023
  3. ph1l

    ph1l

    Beijing says head of national weather service has been fired after revelation of Chinese balloon hovering over the US
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    #15333     Feb 5, 2023
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  4. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    A new schoolteacher was getting to know the children by asking them their name and what their father did for a living.

    The first little girl said:

    ‘My name is Kelly and my Daddy is a builder.’

    The second child said:

    ‘My name is Kylie and my Daddy works in a factory.’

    And so it went on until one little boy said:

    ‘My name is David and my Dad is a stripper in a gay bar.’

    The teacher gasped in horror and quickly changed the subject.

    Later in the school yard the teacher approached David privately and asked if it was really true that his father danced naked in a gay bar.

    David blushed and said:

    ‘No, he’s really a politician,’...

    ‘But I’m just too embarrassed to tell anyone.’
     
    #15334     Feb 5, 2023
  5. Nobert

    Nobert

    It was a pleasure to see him actually killing it for once and doing well.

    His real life story is a typical American Dream too. Comes from a small town, with few $'s & eventually makes it big.
     
    #15335     Feb 6, 2023
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  6. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #15336     Feb 6, 2023
  7. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    A guy took his small daughter with him to work one day...

    After he introduced all the other employees to her she began to cry.

    He asked her what the matter was and she said, "You told Mom that you work with a bunch of clowns. Where are they?"
     
    #15337     Feb 7, 2023
  8. Nobert

    Nobert

     
    #15338     Feb 9, 2023
  9. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #15339     Feb 10, 2023
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  10. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    So a guy in NYC asked his friend in Texas how to protect his home...

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    #15340     Feb 12, 2023