Told the kids Netflix used to be DVDs that were mailed to your house and now they want to know if dinosaurs were friendly and if Jesus really had long hair.
A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty Flight Attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto, “To fly, to serve?” The young woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto, “Winning the hearts of the world?” Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto, “Going beyond expectations?” The woman looks at him angrily and says, “What the heck do you want?” “Aha”, he says,... "American Airlines!”