Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #15111     Apr 19, 2022
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  2. Nobert

    Nobert

    #15112     Apr 20, 2022
  3. Nobert

    Nobert

     
    #15113     Apr 26, 2022
  4. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    #15114     Apr 27, 2022
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  5. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #15115     May 5, 2022
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  6. Nobert

    Nobert

    I practice such scenario on our vessel each week , but i don't get it.
    (Maybe due the low resolution of the pic)
     
    #15116     May 5, 2022
  7. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    Today is the fifth of May. Think of what holiday is... and the name on the ship. :)
     
    #15117     May 5, 2022
  8. Nobert

    Nobert

    Although it's a bit dramatic way to solve it, yet, today we received holiday papers (how many days of those belongs for each crew member), so, it kinda makes sense , to ask for holidays, this way.

    And exactly today, we had a major drill with those rafts that you can see next to it & life boats.
    (Every 6 months)

    In the past, some of the ships would ignore those papers & would ,,lock in" the members.


    Third world countries mostly. ;)

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    #15118     May 5, 2022
  9. A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician were sitting in a café watching a house across the street.

    Two people enter the house. Soon, they see three people leave. The physicist says "The first measurement must have been incorrect." The biologist says "They must have reproduced." The mathematician says "If one more person enters the house, it will be empty."
     
    #15119     May 5, 2022
  10. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    There's no possible way this could go wrong...

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    #15120     May 17, 2022
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