An anti-vaxxer got a call from the Doctor. The doctor said "Your test results are in and I'm afraid it's not good news." "Nonsense," replied the anti-vaxxer. "I don't trust your pharmaceutical industry. My entire life I relied on homeopathic remedies instead of medication, and the only diagnosis I accept is based on my horoscope." "Fair enough, in that case tell me your star -sign." said the doctor. The anti-vaxxer replied "My star sign is Cancer." The doctor said "Well what a damn coincidence..."
What is the scientific name for anti-vaxxers during a pandemic? The control group. It's always weird to come across an anti-vaxxer nowadays... ...they seem to be a dying breed Did you hear about the anti masker who died? They went scuba diving My anti-vaxx girlfriend asked me about trying to make a child together Apparently, “Let’s give it a shot, then” wasn’t the best answer. Did anyone hear about the serial killer who is targeting Anti-Vaxxers? Covid-19 What do you call a cleaning lady who is anti-vax? Mrs. DoubtPfizer Anti-vaxxers are heroes They prevent diseases from going extinct. I support the anti-mask people Thanks to them the average IQ is rising