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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #15041     Nov 3, 2021
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    #15042     Nov 5, 2021
  3. Handle123

    Handle123

    Good Trade !

    I remember once when I was driving home from one of my business trips through Northern Arizona, when I saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, I stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he'd would like a ride. With a word or two of thanks, he got in the car.
    After resuming the journey and a bit of small talk, the Navajo man noticed a brown bag on the seat next to me. "What's in the bag?" asked the old man. I looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. Got it for my wife."
    The Navajo man was silent for a moment, and then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, "Good trade."
     
    #15043     Nov 7, 2021
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  4. Handle123

    Handle123

    How do you find a good small-cap fund manager?
    Find a good large-cap fund manager, and wait.

    A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!

    Momentum Investing: The fine art of buying high and selling low.
    Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower

    Q: Why did God create stock analysts ?
    A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.

    There are primarily 3 different types of investors who post on the message boards.
    1. Those who don't know anything: approx. 10%
    2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%
    3. Those who don't realize they don't know anything: approx. 80%
     
    #15044     Nov 7, 2021
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    #15045     Nov 9, 2021
  6. Big AAPL

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    #15046     Nov 10, 2021
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  7. I forgot how funny Ghost Busters was/is.

     
    #15047     Nov 11, 2021
  8. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    "I put on my pants like everyone else. Running around screaming as my wife chases me down." - Conan O'Brien
     
    #15048     Nov 13, 2021
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    #15049     Nov 15, 2021
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    #15050     Nov 16, 2021
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