Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Some people are daytarders. I have taken the 12 step program to be daytard free.

    Hi my name is Nutmeg. And I am a daytarder. I have been daytard free for 18 minutes today.

    Clap clap clap.
     
    #1491     Jan 22, 2008
  2. Mr Woody hot dog roaster. Great for BBQ.s. How do you know your at a gay BBQ? All the hot dogs taste like shit.


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    #1492     Jan 22, 2008
  3. I used to own a second run movie theater and had a buddy that worked at a an assisted living home for adult tards. Sometimes he would bring a couple of the guys from the home to see a cheap movie and one night he brought a couple of these guys in when we had Something About Mary playing.

    You might remember that Cameron Diaz's character has a retarded brother in the movie. When this retarded guy came on screen and started talking one tard turned to the other tard and said to him mockingly, "That's you."
     
    #1493     Jan 22, 2008
  4. Don't believe nothing this guy tells you.
     
    #1494     Jan 22, 2008
  5. Anybody else think nutmeg's a little...unhinged, even for ET?

    Not that that is a bad thing! :D

    Keep 'em comin', nutty! :cool:

    Regards.
     
    #1495     Jan 22, 2008
  6. "Normal" is a setting on my dryer. :D
     
    #1496     Jan 22, 2008
  7. topdown

    topdown

    Nutmeg and Fly are the only reasons I still come to ET. Baron should be paying these guys:D :D :D
     
    #1497     Jan 22, 2008
  8. <img src="http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1761161"/>
     
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    #1498     Jan 22, 2008
  9. <img src="http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1761167"/>
     
    #1499     Jan 22, 2008
  10. <img src="http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1761168"/>
     
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    #1500     Jan 22, 2008