Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. If Richard Pryor did a bit on the rate cut........

    "B-b-b-b-b ut (Paulson:D ) we lowered rates. Borrow some money."

    "I got no credit, Mother fucker."

    "But if you borrow, rates are at a historic low............"

    "I GOT NO CREDIT, MOTHERFUCKER. I GOT NO MUTHA FUCKIN' HOUSE, I GOT NO MUTHAFUCKIN' CAR, I GOT NO MUTHAFUCKIN' CREDIT, MUTHAFUCKER."
     
    #1481     Jan 22, 2008
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    Bad but good!

    :) :) :)
     
    #1482     Jan 22, 2008
  3. He did the bit with the Insurance Man in the neighborhood:

    ".....if you only give us fifteen cents a month.........."

    You can figure the rest.
     
    #1483     Jan 22, 2008
  4. Tums

    Tums

    We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :) :-(

    Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes:

    (_!_) a regular ass
    (__!__) a fat ass
    (!) a tight ass
    (_*_) a sore ass
    {_!_} a swishy ass
    (_o_) an ass that's been around
    (_x_) kiss my ass
    (_X_) leave my ass alone
    (_zzz_) a tired ass
    (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
    (_$_) Money coming out of his ass
    (_?_) Dumb Ass
     
    #1484     Jan 22, 2008
  5. Very very funny, but it's spelled madafaka dahhh.
     
    #1485     Jan 22, 2008
  6. Chelsea Clinton recently discussed current events with a U.S. soldier.

    She asked if, as an American fighting man, anything scared him.

    He told her there were only three things he feared:


    1) Osama




    2) Obama



    AND



    3) Yo Mama
     
    #1486     Jan 22, 2008
  7. WIN 2 TICKETS ALL EXPENSES PAID INCLUDING AIR FARE TO THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES IN BEIJING, CHINA.

    To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to:
    International Olympic Committee, CYGT Bagholder, Timmay, Switzerland.
    1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
    2. Which ones are male twins?
    3. Which ones are the female twins?
    4. How many women are in the group?
    5. Which one is the teacher?

    Good Luck!

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    #1487     Jan 22, 2008
  8. Why, isn't that Sum Yung Guy there second from the left????

    This killed me. I get a cramp.oooooooooooo

    I don't know where you got it, or if you made it up, but it's out there now.
     
    #1488     Jan 22, 2008
  9. Did you see the thread title "daytarding"? I love it, gonna go and see if I can hunt up some jokes on daytarding.
     
    #1489     Jan 22, 2008
  10. Yannis

    Yannis

    Just to make sure I understand: "daytarding" means 'to start your day late'?

    :) :) :)
     
    #1490     Jan 22, 2008