If Richard Pryor did a bit on the rate cut........ "B-b-b-b-b ut (Paulson ) we lowered rates. Borrow some money." "I got no credit, Mother fucker." "But if you borrow, rates are at a historic low............" "I GOT NO CREDIT, MOTHERFUCKER. I GOT NO MUTHA FUCKIN' HOUSE, I GOT NO MUTHAFUCKIN' CAR, I GOT NO MUTHAFUCKIN' CREDIT, MUTHAFUCKER."
He did the bit with the Insurance Man in the neighborhood: ".....if you only give us fifteen cents a month.........." You can figure the rest.
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: means a smile and is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-( Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass
Chelsea Clinton recently discussed current events with a U.S. soldier. She asked if, as an American fighting man, anything scared him. He told her there were only three things he feared: 1) Osama 2) Obama AND 3) Yo Mama
WIN 2 TICKETS ALL EXPENSES PAID INCLUDING AIR FARE TO THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES IN BEIJING, CHINA. To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to: International Olympic Committee, CYGT Bagholder, Timmay, Switzerland. 1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy? 2. Which ones are male twins? 3. Which ones are the female twins? 4. How many women are in the group? 5. Which one is the teacher? Good Luck!
Why, isn't that Sum Yung Guy there second from the left???? This killed me. I get a cramp.oooooooooooo I don't know where you got it, or if you made it up, but it's out there now.
Did you see the thread title "daytarding"? I love it, gonna go and see if I can hunt up some jokes on daytarding.