Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. baro-san

    baro-san

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    #14811     Aug 14, 2020
  2. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    wtf is a tray?
    We call it a bed you kangaroo.
     
    #14812     Aug 14, 2020
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  3. themickey

    themickey

    Righto, I didn't see it, prolly does that when he gets home.
    Which explains why he's carrying the wooden timber, so not to mess up the bed.
    Stupid me thought it was paint while in fact its blankets.


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    Last edited: Aug 14, 2020
    #14813     Aug 14, 2020
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  4. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #14814     Aug 17, 2020
  5. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #14815     Aug 17, 2020
  6. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    When you get caught talking on the phone at 4 AM... and it's "Not Jake from State Farm!!!"
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    #14816     Aug 21, 2020
  7. Level9

    Level9

    Liberals
     
    #14817     Aug 22, 2020
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  8. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    A man goes to a bar in New Orleans: Can I have a corona and two hurricanes please.
    Bartender: That’ll be $20.20.
     
    #14818     Aug 23, 2020
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  9. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    Now that one was good. :D
     
    #14819     Aug 23, 2020
  10. traderob

    traderob

    Some of your old favorites have re-released their great hits with new
    lyrics to accommodate their aging audience. Some examples
    :

    Herman's Hermits "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

    The Rolling Stones "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

    Credence Clearwater Revival "Bad Prune Rising"

    Marvin Gaye "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

    The Who "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

    The Troggs "Bald Thing"

    Carly Simon "You're So Varicose Vein"

    The Bee Gees "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

    Roberta Flack "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

    Johnny Nash "I Can't See Clearly Now"

    The Temptations "Papa Got a Kidney Stone"

    ABBA "Denture Queen"

    Leo Sayer "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

    Commodores "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

    Procol Harem "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

    The Beatles "I Get By with a Little Help From Depends
     
    #14820     Aug 25, 2020