The lion got married and arranged a big wedding party. All the animals came to the wedding to congratulate him. The mouse came, put his hand on his upper back and said: “Congratulations my brother!! I wish…” The lion got angry by hearing the word brother, stopped him immediately, and roar at him “BROTHER!?!? How the hell can you be my brother?!? I’m a LION!!! the king of all the living animals, and you’re just a little mouse”, The mouse smile at him and whisper in his ear “my brother… I was also a lion once before I got married…”
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I’ll come back on the 3rd day and if he’s not better, we’re going to have to put him down. Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation. The next day, they gave him the medicine and left. The goat approached the horse and said: Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they’re going to put you to sleep! On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left. The goat came back and said: Come on buddy, get up or else you’re going to die! Come on, I’ll help you get up. Let’s go! One, two, three… On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said: Unfortunately, we’re going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses. After they left, the goat approached the horse and said: Listen, pal, it’s now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That’s it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three… Good, good. Now faster, come on… Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you’re a champion!!! All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting: It’s a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a grand party. Let’s Cook the goat!!!! Lesson: Management never knows which employee actually deserves the appraisal.