There's a bunch of these videos on Utube. Guy has a computer respond to scammers and telemarketers with recorded dialogue as "Lenny," a slightly befuddled old guy, to waste their time. He's prone to go off on tangents like "Funny you should ask that. My daughter was just saying the other day..." Occasionally fun to hear the scammers frustration as they try to get thru to the "goofy old guy..." I've gotten to where I instantly hangup and block any caller that is not in my address book. No, I do not need lower interest rates.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled! “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?” “No,” says his advisor, “in her biology class.”
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read. ‘And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?’ The teacher paused then asked the class: ‘And what do you think the man said?’ One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly… ‘I think the man would have said – ‘Well, F#ck me!! A talking pig!!
A son asked a question to his dad A young son asked, “Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?” Dad replied, “That is true in every country, son.”
An Italian husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant… When this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who was that?” “Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my mistress.” “Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife. “I’ve had enough, I want a divorce!” “I can understand that,” replies her husband, “but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. No more credit card and large Bank accounts. But…. The decision is all yours.” Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. “Who’s that woman with Tony?” asks the wife. “That’s his mistress,” says her husband. “Ours is prettier,” she replies.
Cow on the loose near Indiana Chick-Fil-A: 'Hey, is this like a promo?' https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/...il-a-hey-is-this-like-a-promo-for-chick-fil-a