Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. baro-san

    baro-san

    You can play a democratic chess here.

    All pawns start from the positions in usual chess, but there are no other pieces on the board (and no Kings too). Pawn movement and capturing is as in usual chess. The objective of each player is to reach the last row.

    'Pawns-Only Chess' is a training method for chess players. Probably it was invented by one of the Russian chess schools.

    I leave the inferences to you :D

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  2. traderob

    traderob

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  4. Tom B

    Tom B

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  6. gwb-trading

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  7. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    Bob, aged 92, and Mary, aged 89, were excited about their decision to get married.

    While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding, they passed a drug store.

    Bob suggested they go in.

    Bob asked to speak to the pharmacist. He explained they’re about to get married, and asked,
    “Do you sell heart medication?”

    “Of course we do,” the pharmacist replied.

    “Medicine for rheumatism?”

    “Definitely,” he said.

    “How about Viagra?”

    “Of course.”

    “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”

    “Yes, the works.”

    “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antacids?”

    “Absolutely.”

    “Do you sell wheelchairs and walkers?”

    “All speeds and sizes.”

    “Good,” Bob said to the pharmacist. “We’d like to register for our wedding gifts here, please.”
     
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  8. Tom B

    Tom B

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