Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us. Same as it ever was... ....same as it ever was. Same-as-it-ever-was.
I was walking through a nearby mall yesterday and came upon a "Mexican Book Store." Never having seen one before, I went in. As I was wandering around, a clerk asked if he could help me find something. I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book about his proposed immigration policy regarding Mexicans?" The clerk said, "Fuck you, get out and stay out!" I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
If they think Rudolph was bullied wait til they hear the story about the dude that was nailed to a cross.
A view of the world in which we live today - - - 8:00 am- I made a snowman. 8:15- A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:30- So, I made a snow woman. 8:45- My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 9:00- The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead. 9:15- The transgender ma... wom... er, person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 9:25- The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures. 9:30- I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 9:35- The Muslim guy across the road demands the snow woman wear a burka. 9:40- The police arrive saying someone has been offended 9:45- The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a subservient domestic role. 9:50- The city equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 10:00- TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs?" and am now being called a sexist 11:00- I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 11:10- I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services. 11:30- Far left protesters, offended by everything, are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded. Moral:- There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we live today, and it is only getting worse.