Two short good jokes I've came across: The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart. A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever - 46 million people now receive Food Stamps. Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves." Thus, ends today's lesson in liberal irony.
Something big and orange has dropped in here spouting foul language and threats. Only been in Europe 2 days and already insulted the Germans ( no harm in that ), threatened to pull out of Nato if the members don't dig deep into their pockets for more money, trashed any idea of any trade talks after Brexit, suggested we have a change of leadership ( none other than his clone Boris ) and that is only for starters. HELP Come quickly and re-capture your raving monster...……………………….