Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

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    #14401     May 25, 2018
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  2. mlawson71

    mlawson71

    My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
     
    #14402     May 26, 2018
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  3. Humpy

    Humpy

    There was this guy in Wall Street who had just lost a pile of money.
    He was sitting 10 floors up on the window ledge, ready to jump.
    The market had dropped all morning wiping out his over extended position.
    He pushed off into space and as he fell he called out...………………………………………………………
    B..Y..E...………….E.....…….E
    As it was a hot day all the windows were open.
    Did someone say BUY ????????????
    All the traders rushed to their terminals to BUY BUY BUY !
    But alas too late for poor Fred.
     
    #14403     May 26, 2018
  4. mlawson71

    mlawson71

    I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
     
    #14404     May 27, 2018
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    #14405     May 28, 2018
  6. Handle123

    Handle123

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    #14406     Jun 2, 2018
  7. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

     
    #14407     Jun 4, 2018
  8. Handle123

    Handle123

    For our dining greetings for this evening....

     
    #14408     Jun 5, 2018
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  9. Humpy

    Humpy

    And so does Donald when he visits. cartoon 1.jpg
     
    #14409     Jun 9, 2018
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  10. Handle123

    Handle123

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    #14410     Jun 10, 2018
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