Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. baro-san

    baro-san

    Considering China's holdings of US debt and other assets, by that logic ...

    You can still write her in English to tell her she's marvellous. Chinese American, or American Chinese!
     
    #14371     Apr 5, 2018
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  2. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #14372     Apr 7, 2018
  3. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #14373     Apr 7, 2018
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    You know who you are
     
    #14374     Apr 8, 2018
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    #14375     Apr 16, 2018
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  6. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    #14376     Apr 21, 2018
  7. Handle123

    Handle123

    If you can read this, you most likely can trade well.

    TURN YOUR BRAIN AROUND THIS ONE
    ...(YES!!)


    Here’s another trick from the Doctor to test your skills...Can you meet this challenge?We've seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time we've seen it with numbers.Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long long, way down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you!7H15 M3554G353RV35 7O PR0V3H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4ND0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5 !1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5 !1N 7H3 3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7
    N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3
    Y0UR M1ND 1S
    R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY
    W17H0U7 3V3N
    7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,
    B3 PROUD ! 0NLY
    C3R741N P30PL3 C4N
    R3AD 7H15 !
    PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F
    U C4N R34D 7H15.
    To my 'selected' strange-minded friends: If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends with'yes'in the subject line . Only great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!
    If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too!
    Can you raed this? Olny 55 people out of 100 can.
    I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it.
     
    #14377     Apr 28, 2018
  8. Humpy

    Humpy

    #14378     Apr 28, 2018
  9. heypa

    heypa

    To Handel 123.Ihad no porblem reading your mixed up letters and numbers messages.I am a very poor speller an have recently discovered through life review that my early school problems were because I was and still am austic now called asperger I think. heypa @ 92
     
    #14379     Apr 28, 2018
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    #14380     Apr 28, 2018