As a follow-up... another reason not to upset your woman... Kansas man deported after disgruntled ex-girlfriend reports him to ICE, report says http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/0...irlfriend-reports-him-to-ice-report-says.html
Someone’s found the most British headline ever https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/03/12/someones-found-british-headline-ever/
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?" The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to make sure I could do it first".
If it takes you more than five seconds to read something, it's automatically not funny. The shorter something is to comprehend...the funnier it is
"Hey there's a guy on the roof having sex with our refrigerator. Why can't he find a goat like everyone else?" Or is my comprehension off? Sometimes I need the words.
VERY SAD NEWS TODAY !!! A good friend of mine, after 8 years of medical school and training has been fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. He's still paying on his school loans. This just goes to show one minor mistake can ruin your life. Thoughts for him and his family. He really is a great guy and was a brilliant veterinarian.