Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

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    #14311     Jan 30, 2018
  2. Jeronimo

    Jeronimo

    You most certainly can. It all depends on the law local to you.

    Here in Colorado, Colorado Revised Statue 42–2–138 states (from Colorado Revised Statutes Online as hosted by LexisNexis):

    “…A court may sentence a person convicted of this misdemeanor to imprisonment in the county jail for a period of not more than six months and may impose a fine of not more than five hundred dollars…”.

    If you are convicted more than once for driving on a restrained license, you can also add (same source https://www.wesettle.com/):

    “…the defendant shall not be eligible to be issued a driver's or minor driver's license or extended any driving privilege in this state for a period of three years after such second or subsequent conviction.”

    I can also confirm this from personal experience. In my early 20’s, I managed to turn a no-seatbelt ticket into a suspended license. I got busted a couple of times driving while suspended and wound up serving 20 days in jail.

    It was no fun and it was only by the grace of an awesome boss that I still had a job afterward.
     
    #14312     Feb 1, 2018
  3. Tom B

    Tom B

    My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:00 AM. Can you believe it, 2:00 AM? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
     
    #14313     Feb 1, 2018
  4. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    .... was still up playing my bagpipes.

    :)
     
    #14314     Feb 2, 2018
  5. Handle123

    Handle123

    #14315     Feb 3, 2018
  6. Handle123

    Handle123

     
    #14316     Feb 5, 2018
  7. Donald is walking out of the White House and heading towards his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
    A Secret Service Agent, new on the job, shouts, “Micky Mouse!”
    This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
    Later, the Secret Service Agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”
    Blushing, the agent replies, I got nervous.
    I meant to shout, “Donald, duck!”
     
    #14317     Feb 8, 2018
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  8. traderob

    traderob

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    #14318     Feb 13, 2018
  9. traderob

    traderob

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    #14319     Feb 13, 2018
  10. traderob

    traderob

    To be continued....
     
    #14320     Feb 13, 2018