An elderly couple meets while playing BINGO at the assisted care living facility. They enjoy each other's company and then begin to participate in other activities together. Over time, they fall in love and decide to get married. For the day of their nuptials, the facility decks out one of the private rooms to serve as the Honeymoon Suite. In the evening, after the wedding, the man eagerly undresses and gets into bed quickly. On the way to the bathroom, his not so young bride stops beside the bed for a moment and says, "Dear, I'll be back to join you in few minutes." Shortly afterwards, she comes out of the bathroom wearing the sheerest, flimsiest negligee' that you can imagine. She says, "Honey, before we start, I just want you to know that I have acute angina." He replies, "I sure hope so because those are two of the ugliest breasts that I have ever seen !!! "
There is this Syrian guy at the corner shop. I asked him if he had had any turkeys in recently. He said " not since the border controls".
NO SEX AFTER SURGERY A recent article in the San Francisco Examiner reported that Nancy Pelosi has sued Stanford Hospital, saying that "after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex". A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight."