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    #14191     Sep 24, 2017
  2. Handle123

    Handle123

    The horse and the chicken were friends.
    One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
    Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

    Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
    searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
    to town with the only tractor.

    Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
    Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a
    length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
    chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold
    of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

    After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike,
    the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
    powerful bike, rescued the horse!

    Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
    and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
    too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

    The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
    Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing
    and he would then lift him out of the pit.

    The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

    The moral of the story? (yep, you betchya, there IS a moral!)

    "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks."
     
    #14192     Sep 24, 2017
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  3. Humpy

    Humpy

    See the guy on the right ?
    Well about all those medals, the 2nd row up, 1 across

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    I think that one may be for cooking.
     
    #14193     Sep 25, 2017
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  4. baro-san

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    They don't look manly ... more like pee-cocks :sneaky:
     
    #14194     Sep 25, 2017
  5. fhl

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    #14195     Sep 26, 2017
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  6. gwb-trading

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    #14196     Sep 26, 2017
  7. gwb-trading

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    #14197     Sep 26, 2017
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  8. gwb-trading

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    When you lied on your resume about having prior sheepdog experience...
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    #14198     Sep 28, 2017
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