Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

     
    #14181     Sep 18, 2017
  2. ...I was expecting that second gopher (or whatever it is) ...to outsmart that one, o_O

    Kind of a depressing video -- neither accomplished their objective,
     
    #14182     Sep 18, 2017
  3. baro-san

    baro-san

    Like trading ... :D
     
    #14183     Sep 19, 2017
  4. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #14184     Sep 19, 2017
  5. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    Some Business Quotes...

    1. "Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes." Dave Barry

    2. "Eagles soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Steven Wright

    3. "I don't want yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs." Samuel Goldwyn

    4. "Right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train." Jim Halpert, The Office

    5. "It's much easier for me to make major life, multimillion-dollar decisions than it is to decide on a carpet for my front porch. That's the truth." Oprah Winfrey

    6. "Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders." Sloan Wilson

    7. "The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts." Anonymous

    8. "The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one." Oscar Wilde

    9. "Few great men would have got past personnel." Paul Goodman

    10. "The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate you away from those who are still undecided." Casey Stengel

    11. "The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management." Scott Adams (Dilbert)

    12. "Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these word: Not my circus, not my monkeys." Polish Proverb

    13. "My boss doesn't believe that money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac." JokeQuote.com

    14. "Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't." Margaret Thatcher

    15. "Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men--the other 999 follow women." Groucho Marx

    16. "If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." Attributed to Henry Ford
     
    #14185     Sep 19, 2017
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  6. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #14186     Sep 20, 2017
  7. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    #14187     Sep 20, 2017
  8. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    I expect only older readers will get this...

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    #14188     Sep 20, 2017
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  9. Handle123

    Handle123

    AUSTRALIAN MUSLIMS REQUEST BEACH BAN

    At Bondi beach, Muslims request
    BEACH BAN of "BIKINIS"
    DURING RAMADAN:

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    AUSSIES REPLY WITH............


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    There we go again ----
    Just bowing to Muslim wishes !!
     
    #14189     Sep 21, 2017
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  10. baro-san

    baro-san

    They want to pray to ... the bearded one :sneaky:

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    #14190     Sep 21, 2017
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