Google's automatic Korean translation (they need it more): 8 월 21 일 이후에 일식 안경을 버리지 마십시오! 핵폭발과 불 덩어리를 보게하십시오! 8 wol 21 il ihue ilsig angyeong-eul beoliji masibsio! haegpogbalgwa bul deong-eolileul bogehasibsio!
I was walking down the street and I saw a Mexican Bookstore. Curious, I walked inside. This guy walks up and asks me if I need any help. I replied yes, I am looking for Trump's new book on illegal immigration. The guy got all pisssed off and said "Get the Fukc OUT!" to which I replied "Yeah!!! Thats the ONE!"
Kid vs barber A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’