Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

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    #14121     Aug 8, 2017
  2. Handle123

    Handle123

    Dear Dr. Phil,
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    When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime – fishing.

    I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.

    Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner, who it turned out, loves fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies.

    As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time out on the lake.

    A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful fish you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught its twin brother!

    So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice fish that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested.

    Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat!



    I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

    What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?



    Thanks,
    Roger

    P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two fish we caught.

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    Dear Roger
    Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.
    That's two nice fish!
     
    #14122     Aug 8, 2017
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    #14123     Aug 8, 2017
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    #14124     Aug 8, 2017
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  5. baro-san

    baro-san

    don't do that again!
     
    #14125     Aug 8, 2017
  6. Handle123

    Handle123

    Civilization in 2017d- this is priceless!!! WELCOME to 2017


    Our Phones - Wireless
    Cooking - Fireless
    Cars - Keyless
    Food - Fatless
    Tires -Tubeless
    Dress - Sleeveless
    Youth - Jobless
    Leaders - Shameless
    Relationships - Meaningless
    Attitudes - Careless
    Babies - Fatherless
    Feelings - Heartless
    Education - Valueless
    Children – Mannerless


    We are-SPEECHLESS,
    Government-is CLUELESS,
    And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!
     
    #14126     Aug 9, 2017
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  7. Humpy

    Humpy

    #14127     Aug 10, 2017

  8. I didn't see any fish in that picture and I looked at it a long time.
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    #14128     Aug 10, 2017
  9. newwurldmn

    newwurldmn

    If it were a scratch and sniff, you would have found three.
     
    #14129     Aug 10, 2017
  10. Handle123

    Handle123

    Late last night at the White House

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    #14130     Aug 13, 2017
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